Quotes, 2018 Edition, Volume IJK

Imagin8
“and yeah, there’s bi people everywhere, my partner is bi, this girl is bi, everyone’s bi!”

Louisa I—–
“Why don’t fuck and track rhyme?”
“Do you ever want to cut a bitch because of predestination?”
“This gum is my only friend.”
“What the fuck are lakes.”
“Why isn’t Martin Luther sainted? Oh right, he basically said “fuck you” to the Catholic Church…that would do it.”
“Hitler’s not in the Bible. People forget that sometimes.”

Henry Jacoby
“Now, bring me the thong of Lisa Cuddy!” (from Introduction of House and Philosophy)

Theodore Kaczynski
“We can do anything we like as long as it is UNIMPORTANT.”
“People do not consciously and rationally choose the form of their society. Societies develop through processes of social evolution that are not under rational human control.”
“Constitutional rights are useful up to a point, but they do not serve to guarantee much more than what could be called the bourgeois conception of freedom. According to the bourgeois conception, a “free” man is essentially an element of a social machine and has only a certain set of prescribed and delimited freedoms; freedoms that are designed to serve the needs of the social machine more than those of the individual.”

Seto Kaiba
“Guess I should have warned ya — whenever I’m about to lose, I draw exactly what I need!”

Helen Keller
“Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing.”
“I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do.”
“Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.”

Pierre K—–
“I don’t mean to say that that’s completely wrong but just that it’s fundamentally wrong.”

Michael Kelso
“It’s Thanksgiving. Some people bake pies. We bake ourselves.”
“Monkeys with guns would be a great TV show.”

Soren Kierkegaard
“People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.”
“How absurd men are! They never use the liberties they have, and they demand those they do not have.”

Tim Kopf
“I don’t have time to play you all the music in the world.”
“If I’m wrong, I might be wrong.”

Sónya Kovalévsky
“It is impossible to be a mathematician without being a poet in soul.”

Karl Kraus
“The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people worse than they are.”

Lux K—-
“desensitized to the female chest? Lmao. How can you be desensitized to something that is different on every person? That’s like going to a few art museums and saying you’re done with art because it doesn’t have the same effect anymore. I’ll have you know I’ve seen breasts every day since I was 13 and I’m not desensitized at all. By the way I’m speaking for the majority.”

Leopold Kronecker
“God created the natural numbers, all else is the work of man.”

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